I thought I would jot down some random things that I've found myself telling my two-year-old recently so that I will remember later:
1. No, we can't drink the Holy Water.
2. Stop jumping out of the refrigerator!
3. Mama's belly is going to get big like Pawpaw's (in explaining to him why he can't crawl/jump all over me now). Side note: This one backfired. Now, everytime I mention Mama's belly or the baby in Mama's belly, Cole says, "Mama belly get big like Pawpaws!" Sorry, Dad.
4. Do you want me to take away Giraffe Leo? (this is the pacifier's evolved nickname...)
5. PUT THE CAT DOWN NOW!