Friday, March 15, 2013

Funny mom sayings, part 2

1.  Don't eat dirt again!

2.  Monster trucks don't go in the holy water.

3.  We don't dig food out of the trash!

4.  No more tooting.

Aaaannd, 3 of the 4 were said today. :)  I love my dirt-loving little monster.

Next time I will compile a list of funny Cole sayings.

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

What did I just say?!

I thought I would jot down some random things that I've found myself telling my two-year-old recently so that I will remember later:

1. No, we can't drink the Holy Water.
2. Stop jumping out of the refrigerator!
3. Mama's belly is going to get big like Pawpaw's (in explaining to him why he can't crawl/jump all over me now).  Side note: This one backfired. Now, everytime I mention Mama's belly or the baby in Mama's belly, Cole says, "Mama belly get big like Pawpaws!" Sorry, Dad.
4. Do you want me to take away Giraffe Leo? (this is the pacifier's evolved nickname...)
5. PUT THE CAT DOWN NOW!