I've been wanting to write a blog post about this for a while. It seems like every day I hear words come out of my mouth that I can't believe I'm actually saying. Here are a few of my favorites:
"Get out of the dishwasher"
"Don't share your sucky (pacifier) with the dog"
"Did you poop your pants?"
"We don't eat paper"
"Please don't pee on me"
"We don't eat Dog's food"
"Get your head out of the dryer"
"Where are your (tennis) balls?"